inbox. duplicity.

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un: agent-o (misfire)

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How many times do you think I could make you come in a day? We should find out.

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A compelling mystery if there ever was one

Assuming this got sent out on your behalf.
But, gotta say it, Owen. I wouldn't object.

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object to what?

What the fuck. What the

I'm so sorry, man. I don't know where it got that.

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You're good, promise.

Put a whole lot of words in your mouth that you might not say, huh? Yeah, I've had a few of those going out on my end lately too. Kinda rolled with some of them tho

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I mean, I'd say them but not

You know

Kinda rolled with them how?

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Totally, yeah. I mean I'm brash but buy a guy dinner first, huh?

I mean they're texts so it's almost a little anonymous feeling? kinda. maybe. I dunno, maybe not. I just acted like I sent them to see what the other person might say...

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I mean I did buy you pizza. Just saying.

What kind of kinky shit did you roll with?

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hey, what kind of business practice is this? getting me pizza and then expecting lewd activity? I mean asking weeks later, but even so :)

oh, notably? texted someone asking if they'd blow me while I play guitar
they didn't think I could do it
fuckin rude, right?
clearly they've never met a real musician, all that focus we got

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OK 1, there is no expectation here, just saying I did in fact buy you dinner. 2, I did not expense that pizza or get reimbursed. That was friendship pizza. It was good times pizza. It was not part of the service.

And yeah, but what if it's like a really good bj and you're trying to play fucking Freebird. That's a challenge even if you're not distracted.

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I was just fucking with you, man. I know :) we should do friendship pizza and beer sometime again soon. because it indeed was very good times before

look at you, bringing logic into the scenario. I'd be beside myself with shock that you doubt my skills too, but maybe you're onto something. Would have to be a really damn good bj though...